You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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