who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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