he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Two words: nipple clamps
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