I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i dont even know how to be here
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Randomize
