No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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