so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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