I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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