If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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