All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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