He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
