Dual....:-)
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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