ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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