I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I would fuck him just for his dog
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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