Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Say something about gay babies.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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