Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
God, you're like boner-b-gone
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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