"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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