yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Randomize
