We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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