it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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