i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
We had sex on a dog bed..
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
