Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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