It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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