Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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