I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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