I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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