But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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