I bet he comes in French.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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