Who wears a wallet chain?!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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