Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
wow bdsm is so cute
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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