Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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