what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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