So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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