I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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