Pappa wants mamma naked
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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