I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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