I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just found puke in my bra..
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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