I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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