i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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