It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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