please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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