i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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