I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
