Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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