It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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