question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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