ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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