Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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