you have to choose: penises or morals?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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