I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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