Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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