quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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