My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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