I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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