Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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